Last week ends with Bill informing Eric that he is “EVOLVING” . . . Hoyt has gone missing . . . this season has done a 360 already and we’re on the countdown to the final 4 episodes, what is going to happen this week? Let’s see . . .
“There are only 2 things I stay away from humans who eat a lot of fish and politics” Pam
“Suck me vampire barbie” Tara
The show opens with the authority watching a news report of a True Blood Factory on fire, and all the chancellors about to dine on a human strapped to the table, completely nude (with the tiniest pecker lol).
*Eric and vampire security meet to discover a way out of the compound. She informs him, that Level 1 blood is needed (Salome or Nora)
*Sookie has Lafayette try to call the vamp spirit who she saw in her mirror . . . but with no avail, as Lafayette goes into Gran’s room, Gran talks to him.
*Terry and Arlene have a moment as she tries to help him against the curse spirit. Terry in anger leaves out again.
*Eric is making fun of Lilith with Bill. Bill admits that he is lost, and not sure who to trust. Eric throws out Sookie’s name and tell he is more of a mainstreamer than he is. Eric informs Bill the only way out of the compound is Salome’s blood and suggest to Bill to get some.
*Sookie and Lafayette go through a box under Gran’s bed. Sookie discovers that former sheriff Dearborne is who found her parents bodies.
*At the station the sheriff’s watch a video showcasing the “Obamas” acts of violence over vampies & other mutants. Jason and Andy beat the ish out of the the hoodlum they have in lock up as Jason tries to pry info about Hoyt.
*Alcide has a flashback of his initiation into the pack, after his moment, it shows him traveling to Jackson
*Sookies goes to visit Sheriff Dearborne . . . asking questions Dearborne admits it was vampires who possibly killed her parents. She probes the sheriff finding out he doesn’t really know who did it. Out of the blue she gets hit on the head by Dearborne “girlfriend”
*Outside the station, the media is hounding Andy. Sam and Luna speak to Andy, but he sends them home, but they mention to him they smelled pig shit all over the floor of the house.
*As Arlene goes into Merlotte, Patrick attacks her. He tells her to call Lafayette and tell him that Merlotte’s is closed.
*Sookie wakes up in a pig pen, finding Hoyt there. Hoyt won’t wake up, Sookie tries to light her ropes off, but her power isn’t strong enough. One of the “Obamas” walks in.
*Back at the station, they realize these “Obamas” are patterning themselves after the Klan. They try to figure out who the “Dragon” is. Watching the video, they see Sheriff Dearborne’s boots, and realizes he’s the Dragon.
*At the pig pen, Dearborne comes and talks to Sookie, attempting to convince her of what’s going on but is interrupted but the fat chick who hit Sookie on her head comes in rambling. She reads the girls mind and realizes that her husband left her for a shifter. They try to feed her gingerale with oxyconctin in it. Dearborne admits that she is the Dragon.
*All late after the fact, the sheriffs arrive at Dearborne’s house, busting in but no one is there. Jason sees a pic of Dearborne’s wife telling Andy her family owned a pig farm.
*Terry arrives at Merlotte’s to find a Patrick aiming a gun at Arlene’s head. Pushing Arlene out the way he aims at Terry, Arlene jumps up and stabs Terry in the neck. Patrick is beating up Terry, but Arlene manages to grab the gun and aim it at Patrick.
*Eric meets Nora having a moment with Lilith’s blood. Nora explains how she found “God”. She tells him believing in something other than him doesn’t make him weak, attempting to persuade him to stay. Eric plays into her.
*Bill is in bed with Salome, Salome wants him to join her in her quest to rule the world. While Salome and Bill have sex, he dreams of Sookie biting Salome, into she turns into Lilith . . . ????!?!?! confusing scene.
*The “Obamas” film a video at the pig pen, picking up Sookie to feed to the pig, Sam emerges out of nowhere saving Sookie and starts attacking the “Obamas”. The sheriffs FINALLY make it to the pig pen. As sheriff Dearborne goes to attack Sam, Andy shoots him. The fat “Dragon” tries to run away but Luna runs after her and attacks her. Back at the pig pen, the pigs are feeding on Hoyt. Jason gets to him but he looks like he’s in bad shape.
*Back at Merlotte, Terry, Patrick, and Arlene argue. The arab lady emerges, and says “Do what is right” and Terry shoots Patrick. The arab woman says “blood is paid with blood”, calling the Ifrit, it emerges taking Patrick.
*At Fangtasia, Pam sees a vampire sitting on Eric’s throne. The vampire responds, he is name the new vampire of Area 5, kicking Pam across the room and announces “grab a human, drinks are on me”.
*Russell & Steve are strolling in the woods having a conversation, looks like Russell has a new boyfriend. Russell comes up the werewolves meeting, congratulating JD on becoming the new vamp and goes and feeds the werewolves V. Martha stands in the back with Emma, and does not feed, and he takes Emma . . . #wow #harsh
*Alcide goes to visit his father
*Watching the news, it’s more True Blood factories that have been bombed.
*Sookie is visited by Claude and his sisters.
As Eric meets the security vampire to leave, he gets Nora, and heads to the elevator, mentioning to the security vamp, he wonders where Bill is. Bill pops up right on time, but is deadly silent . . . . as the elevator opens up, Salome is there with guards, Bill tells Eric he is doing it for his own good. End of episode.
WELL . . . after Russell takes Emma, don’t know what else to say about this episode. Are you as pissed and confused as we are?
Think this week’s episode was CRAZY??? Check out the preview for next week!!
Another preview of next week’s episode . . . While initially last night it appeared (or assumed) that Jessica had Hoyt in the ground, if you pause at :41 secs, that is JASON and not HOYT!!!!!
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